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Captain St. Nick
Ahoy me mateys! Gather round quick,
and I’ll tells you the tale of Captain St. Nick.
He’s 9 feet tall and he be dressed all in red!
And his vessel be a gigantic snow sled!
It can fly I do tell you! Yar, I’ll make it clear,
it’s pulled by a flock of magic reindeer.
I sore him zip into town and land on a roof,
snuck down the chimney and started to loot.
He was in, he was out in the blink of an eye
and quickly retreated back to the sky!
There’s no cleverer pirate in the sky or the sea,
but yo ho my chums listen to me!
I thought yours truly could take on this foe.
So I packed up me gear and was ready to go!
I took out some rope and lassoed his sled.
Jumped up on board and here’s whats I saids!
“Avast there fatty! Yar end is met!
I’m to be the new flyin’ pirate!”
Then me harteys he laughed like a bowl full of jellyfish.
And his pipe smoke covered his face in a thick mist.
“I’m no pirate my lad, I’m out giving gifts to good kid
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THE MIGHTY PIGLOON
It blew in with the last typhoon, behold the mighty pink Pigloon
He's like any pig that you may buy, but he's filled with air and he can fly.
And if you pull his magic string, he'll sing the song that Pigloons sing,
but mustn't make the Pigloon pop, you've got to know just when to stop!
Or he'll raise up zombies from their graves, and make us all their bondage slaves!
So just give a tug and enjoy the tune, and let it drift to the next typhoon.
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Mellowmonkey1
Ruler of the World
United States
Current Residence: the City
Favourite genre of music: all kinds
Favourite photographer: Bernd Becher
Favourite style of art: Surf Art
Operating System: Windows XP
Shell of choice: sea shells
Wallpaper of choice: White
Favourite cartoon character: Peter Griffin
Personal Quote: "Only egotistical assholes quote themselves" Mike Callahan
Interests
That bastard Mike Wolhberg as sucked me into one of these horrific games of net tag.

Rules : The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their devpage comments and tell them to read yours....

6 weird things about Mike Callahan:

1: I don't sleep on a bed, rather a futon. No, I never undefold it. I sleep on it permanently in the couch position, and have done so for so long that sleeping on a regular bed is a very strange sensation for me.

2: I take home from work the tape measure and have made custom modifications to enhance it's abilities.

3: When I was younger I was badly injured in a freak Go-Cart accident.

4: I have a phobia of Nerds or Geeks in large concentration.

5: I don't eat fruits or vegatables.

6: I'm typing all these facts in my underwear, wrapped in a blanket.

Victims will be:

:iconclash-of-stiles: :iconfezzygeb: :iconbarbiesworstnitemare: :iconzirconia: :iconkris-wilson: :iconmal-lady:

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:iconleeaficionado:
leeaficionado Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2007
:ninja:
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Ky- Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Merry Angstgiving!
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tjltm Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks.
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Vodalian Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2006
You have very nice gallery:) i like your works.
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:icontru-chan:
Tru-chan Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2005
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It is mike! :boogie:
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ginx-me Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2005
Just commenting on ur "devious information"

only being able to drink (legally, hehe) at 21 must suck. Hope u took a few holidays to other parts of the world were drinking is more acceptable, at say, 18.

just feeling sorry for u, thats all.

Oh, and verrrrr nice gallery.
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ginx-me Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2005
Just commenting on ur "devious information"

only being able to drink (legally, hehe) at 21 must suck. Hope u took a few holidays to other parts of the world were drinking is more acceptable, at say, 18.

just feeling sorry for u, thats all.
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Hanniez Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2005
Hiya Mellowmonkey1,

This is Miriel from EoFF. I <3 your gallery.
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kkvte Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
SUP MIKE!!!
How is life?
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