Ahoy me mateys! Gather round quick,
and Ill tells you the tale of Captain St. Nick.
Hes 9 feet tall and he be dressed all in red!
And his vessel be a gigantic snow sled!
It can fly I do tell you! Yar, Ill make it clear,
its pulled by a flock of magic reindeer.
I sore him zip into town and land on a roof,
snuck down the chimney and started to loot.
He was in, he was out in the blink of an eye
and quickly retreated back to the sky!
Theres no cleverer pirate in the sky or the sea,
but yo ho my chums listen to me!
I thought yours truly could take on this foe.
So I packed up me gear and was ready to go!
I took out some rope and lassoed his sled.
Jumped up on board and heres whats I saids!
Avast there fatty! Yar end is met!
Im to be the new flyin pirate!
Then me harteys he laughed like a bowl full of jellyfish.
And his pipe smoke covered his face in a thick mist.
Im no pirate my lad, Im out giving gifts to good kid